My Bitch Fest

Fri, 09 Nov 2007 03:48:38 GMT

fuck this ....
mac and cheese is good...
digital is a bitch....
randolf smells like cheese,......
guss guss and templeton got into a fight....
templeton lost....
fuck labling....
fuck grandma death....
fuck final review....
fuck canadian boys (hee hee)...opps been there....
done that...
ketchup is good....

ROB IS AMAZING!!!!
and highly underrated

gah

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 16:59:17 GMT

i miss home.....

uh

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 17:12:37 GMT

I am enjoying myself at school...
I have made lot of fun friends...
I have been to a watering hole where i ate veggie burgers...yum
I miss home but im not sad...
I really miss some of you guys for sure though and wish you were here...
The locals are crazy and silly...
My camera is fucking AMAZING (and should be for the cost).....
Apprently people who are 6ft tall in fit into dryers....
Chinese food doesn't taste good after being in your car all night and day...GA ROSS

YES!!!!

Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:13:31 GMT

for those who don't already i got into the school in massachusetts that i wanted to get into. its going ot cost a lot but its only 10 months and my mom has been generous enough to pay for most my tuition.
so at the end of august im moving ...and i wanna see a lot of you before i do that...and i plan on throwing a party at my house before i leave...

gah

Wed, 04 Jul 2007 15:32:52 GMT

its raining on the 4th of july...LAME

well recent updates...
i am still waiting to hear back on if im accepted or not into the school i applied to in massachusettes, toni got accepted (YAY TONI) so im sure to be aswell...

our road trip got fucked, toni is still going to the festival in balitmore but im not going at all now...

im still waiting to hear back if im accepted into a special program for those who dont have insurance so i can get my cancer removed from my vagina. apprarently i only have till the end of july to get it done so im kinda nervous about that, if they wont take me im screwed, im sure getting my vagina gutted out isn't cheap...

i got stood up twice by this guy i was suppose to hang out with..3 times a charm, or 3 strikes your out, not sure which one applies here...

im hoping to god i get accepted because i really can't wait to fucking move out of michigan, i feel like this last year has drained me ...but now im getting really irrated at work because i know i might be leaving in august -plus you get sick of working 40 hours every week knowing you wont be there for much longer...

in the mean time i have to get all my shit together before i leave and pay everything i need to and hopefully have extra cash to buy a new phone...

heres one of my favorite little girls i recently took pics of

Thu, 31 May 2007 20:57:50 GMT

Toni and I are BAMFs
just thought I would throw that in there...

well

Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:28:22 GMT

I once again can't really remember everything that made me happy last week but here a few for sure sweet moments:

St. Patty's Day- Brand New Show was absoultly amazing...could I love them even more now? Perhaps?!?
they played all my favorites songs, and I met some really fun boys they Toni and I went to eat dinner with after the show...

Any night where it involves Toni, Dave and I always tunrs out to be a good fucking night

uh..
I fell in love with a German Shepard at work-

ok thats all I got

happiest moments

Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:02:31 GMT

happy moment last week-hanging out with my lil buddy in the sunlight feeling really relaxed

happiest moment this week was when toni bryan and i went to a breakdancing tournament, real battles mane. it was sweet as fuck

hey guys

Wed, 21 Feb 2007 00:09:04 GMT

im having a lot of fun in New York
here are a few pics i took on my phone

im good friends with...

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 20:05:23 GMT

a talented artist....

this one is of me holding one of his artowrks up to my face

I am for sure...

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:33:53 GMT

I am for sure going to these places...
New York( next week to see my mom and hang in the city)
Lousiana( In april, road tripping down there with spoons maybe junk)

Hopefully I am going here...
Chicago ( not sure when but im itchy to go)
Back Packing in Europe( this is targeted around Oktoberfest and i have been researching and starting the act of planning it all out, im going to go no matter what)

if anyone would like to join they are more than welcome, however you must be 100% commited in going...

give wow!

Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:04:54 GMT

cable tv is taken for granted...
i am fucking cold all the damn time....
boys on the internet looking for ass are dumb...
i have elephantitis vagina lips..
not really thats a total lie...
i think i found the love of my life but he lives far away...
we haven't met yet...
we will....

Thu, 28 Dec 2006 15:55:43 GMT

whoo work is died down fianlly...

but no i work less so less money....

last month i had no time to do anything but i made a shit ton of money ...

and of course that money is all gone...

i didnt get enough money to buy my canon XTi so i will have to get that on my own...

there is talk of me going to new jersey to snowboard with my other family....

my christmas was totally demolished by my devil cat...

i had a lot of fun being home and seeing my family....

i had a lot of fun last night with haley,anna, and stupid andrew...

i bought totally sweet comics the other day...

my dads tattoo i helped him get is pretty sweet...

trying to find the post office in southfield is fucking gay as hell and impossible to find...

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:54:35 GMT

well

i cant wait for the ground to be blanketed in snow....

for christmas to get here....

to see my family....

to have some fun this week....

to the possiblity of getting my bed :).....

to eat the 6 dozens cookies toni made/better fucking make that slut

for the next time i make myself laugh outloud in public....

Mon, 04 Dec 2006 19:30:59 GMT

hmmmm...

well we are out of soap so i used this weird body wash that makes me smell like an old woman with tons of stinky perfume on who rolled around in chocolate...

its freezing outside so that means the heat must come on which means static hair and dry skin... whoo hoo

today is the first day EVER that i work only a 6 hours shift unstead of a 12 hour one...

cassidy keeps messing up the house and she did it all right in front of me...the nerve that dog has is almost impressive so how can i be mad....

i cant wait to buy more soap because this bodywash is making me sick to my stomache....

Weekends Filled With Massive Butt Rapeage

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 20:45:38 GMT

So let me start by saying that to start this weekends adventures out we had no money...I had a bench warrant being issued out for my arrest so we used rent money to fix it, thus causing our rent to be late....which of course started the whole train of events to increase.......

It all started Wed. night, we had planned on going to a friends comedy shows all week long for support and fun times, the place he was performing at was AMAZING- it was an old disco club that still had all its decorations but was turned into a comedy club, so we are talking big neon lights in shapes of circles and stars, light up ceilings and mirrors everywhere...the bartender, Jessie, was quite the catch, charismatic personality, charming smile and was a lot of fun ....I told me was good as gravy, so he was my mashpotatoes and toni was the turkey, a regular thanksgiving feast going on.
well we returned the next two following nights, listening to the same acts but that was fine because the other two headlinings comics we fucking hilarious and nice to talk to...we also got in for free every night because we were friends with the host. well friday comes around and after the show we go to cass cafe, some friends of a friends of friend were there and we also have a friend who works there so no big deal, plus i got to get high with masters of the universe himself...!! what a treat...
after dropping off our friend at his car we returned home only to get a flat at 2am on the side of 696..needless to say it was way to fucking cold and the bolts were on way to fucking tight for my baby hands to even to take the old tire off...we called everyone we knew no one answered ...till finally TJ calls and says he'll come get us and fix our tire...
TJ lives a bit aways so we slept in the car till he got there....
saturday night comes, im riding on a spare and i have no money to buy a tire, tonis mom is going to help us fix it but we cant get a hold of her, we are on our way again to see the comic show when 2 minutes from the exit we get our 2nd, count folks...our 2nd flat tire, on the other side of the car....well thats just fucking great...so i proceed to get out of the car to check out and decided this deserves a little dance dance going on....toni took pics of me outside the car shaking my butt....
well we had to again call someone to come help us...this time taking us home....
we get home, TJ comes over to hang out and cheer us up...toni later disappears for like 12 hours and we have no ride to work the next day...
nothing is open on sundays so we were stuck putting it all off till monday.....
monday comes, we get up early, call the Triple A so come tow us to a discount tire, well lets say to start off our tow truck guy was a BAMF to say the least,...
I had a orange sticker put on my car by the police stating it was going to be scrap metal if i didnt get it off the road...i ask him if i should do something about it, it graps the sticker crumples it up and throws into the highway and says "fuck state cops they aint shit" then spit out his big chew hes been munching on for breakfast....GA-ROSS... im like WTF?
he puts my car ont he truck bed and every time a car goes by he spits his nasty tobacco spit on them, he was crazy and was acting all bad ass like and weird....
we get to discount tire and i begin to tell the clerk about my car and he tells me that they dont accept credit cards over the phone, well that how i was going to pay for it , my grandpa offered but he lives like an hour away...so i call him to tell him no cards over the phone....now if you knew my grandpa you would know not to fuck with him and same goes for my dad, well my grandpa get all mad and tells me to put the guy on the phone so im politely hand him the phone and apologize to him because he has no clue what he just got him self into...
they go at if for 10 minutes my grandpas yelling at him and swearing and the finally cracks and says fine we will go a head and do it, he was pretty pissed off, i felt bad for getting him yelled at so i bought him a wendys frosty to smooth things over ....
i figured since i just ruined his day i might as well buy him icecream

all and all everything is fixed and fine im still poor but

late night freaks

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:12:31 GMT

Ok so I go to Meijers to buy some paint, its like 12 at night, so I don't expect to even get some one to come mix paint for me. To my surprise not only do I get the paint I want, meet a cute boy, and talk to a really nice older gentleman, but I get to experience one crazy ass mother fucker.
So as I am talking to the two wokers (the older guy and the cute one) when a guy, who I have seen wondering around the whole time I was there, approches us. He is frantic and holding cans of bug spray. He starts asking the older guy if those cans were going to work on killing fruit flies. And so the worker explains that you need to remove what is causing them to show up in the first place. And the crazy dude is like "But I want to kill them and I want to use these, why won't these work??" So he tries explains again, then I try too aswell, about how fruit flies work. So I tell him that ant spray is one for ants, two fruit flies live on food, so you can't go around sparying food so it doesnt make anysense. So he looks back at the worker and is like well what can I use, and we are both like get rid of the problem thats causing them, and the worker suggest maybe trying tape strips to catch them. Crazy says "well I already have used fucking tape, what else can I use??" so finally he realizes we can't help like he wants. So he askes to use a pay phone right there, and the worker is like well I dont have one here but I have one out front. So he gets all mad and looks at me and says "I need change for a dollar do you have it?" I say no, he again waits a sec then asks me a bit more rudely for change, I say "listen its none of your business but I only use my cerdit card ok!?! Mind you I am trying to go back to the previous conversation I was having before crazy stepped a foot. Well I guess not having change was the set off because he looks up at me yells at me says I can fuck off and murmurs about no one can fucking help him EVER!! As hes walking away I say "well one we did try to help you, and two its not our fault you are stupid!" he then throws the cans on the floor and stopms aways screaming about needing help. The workers were like WTF? and I was like well just think, hes the ones that has to live with himself......

bitches aint shit

Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:42:16 GMT

He says hes in love with her
then treats her like shit
because hes self destructive

"You never knew
well i never told you...
Everything I know about breaking hearts
I learned from you, it's true....
Best friends means I pulled the trigger
Best friends means you get what you deserve "

finally

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 03:09:35 GMT

work is less crazy.....
my mind is clear.....
im feeling a lot better...

finally got our pics from detroit on here to view....

My Photos Taken

My Photobucket

GAH!

Sun, 06 Aug 2006 03:36:53 GMT

one manager hospitalized + one girl who is a no call no show + stupid coworkers + 18 sessions / everything from computers to cameras breaking down in the midst of all the chaos x not getting everything done on time and angry customers = a really pissed off girl!

geesshhhh

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 18:57:16 GMT

why do the maintence guys have to be so sweet ass???
when they suck at fixing shit...
good thing they make a bad ass cement mixer on my porch

Grand Rapids Adventures

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 15:06:10 GMT

This Weekend Consisted Of:

Driving practically in a Hurricane.....

Finding Turkey Farms.....

Not finding Grahms house.......

Not Showering all day while walking around Grand Rapids.........

Exploring abonded building and homeless people homes........

Finding Porn and Drugs......

Checking out old hangouts and old aparments where I used to live in......

Going to ScarpBook Conventions.....(which to me surprise I had a lot of fun at)

Hanging out with the wonderful Krista........

Being deathy allergic to Guiness........

Going to a piano bar where they play everything from Tenacious D to Rap.....

Checking our asses at a club and telling dirty guys we are lesbos.........

Never getting any fucking sleep......

Getting up late.......

Going to Warp Tour......

Getting really badly burned.....(fucking sun)

Falling asleep in the lawn at Warp Tour for 2 hours........

Watching Joan Jett Kick ass stillt to his day......

Going to see the Beach Boys...

Saving a small childs life.......

Watching Tommy get chased by a HUGE woman....

Getting tickets to see the Beach Boys up close......

More Pics To See.....

My Photobucket
...... check it out

HOLY SHIT

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 21:23:09 GMT

Ok so today at work I had this business man come in to get head shots of himself for work. Well after talking he began to tell me about how he was this Nikon F5 (which anyone who knows cameras knows how amazing and VERY expensive they are)...well he wants to sell it to me for around 6 or 7 hundred but thats is a lot of money but its half the price he actually paid for it, however its just a body, hes keeping his lense, but now I have to ask myself if its worth paying money and how do i get the money to buy such an expensive beauty.....I really want it and I will need to buy a nice one someday and when will I get another opportunity like this again!?!?
ugh...why can't I be rich
I checked on ebay and someone is selling that same body with a lense for $600 another the body for $575 ....after talking to Nick I think I have my answer. I just feel bad that I recieved an offer for something really nice, they usually don't come around....

Wed, 12 Jul 2006 02:01:31 GMT

Don't ever think you car will make it on "E" because it won't and then you will be stuck walking to Jeff's house late at night asking for rides and needing gas...then he doesn't even have any fruit snacks to eat...oh man....

Toni and I had quite the weekend....filled with late arrivals, constantly missing certain people while running into the least expected, watching a very disturbing movie, swimming in the cold lake with no sun, driving all over Port Huron, having fun car experiences with Jeff and staying out till 5 in the morning having to work the next day at 8, getting stomache virusus and being hospitalized, running a muck late at night, trying to scale walls and walk through a forest then shortly after realizing those are very bad ideas, being so tired that you get dilusional and think doing kickflips on finger boards on Jeff's face is the funniest thing EVER!!

maybe next weekend won't have so many lame things happen...

Sk8 or Die Club

Sat, 08 Jul 2006 02:05:58 GMT

Toni, I and Cassidy went to the park to run around and skate and we decided while there that sometimes we we skate and break our ankles and is for fun....
and cassidy learned that sometimes we smell our own poop and is also for fun.....